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I wonder how many people on the planet can actually still sing ALL the words to this song....?"
So far, the count is at two....
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Sooooo...............................
Well, internets, I suppose that many of you are sitting on the edges of your seats, wanting to know how today went with T.
It was **quite** the day, let's just put it that way. I've only got the energy to give you the condensed version tonight but I promise, I'll fill in the blanks tomorrow.
Let's see.......
- He was almost an hour late.
- At the market, he didn't know what brussels sprouts were. He bought fudge and didn't even share it with me.
- Afterwards, he took me to Canadian Tire (to get a repair kit for the tire that had caused him to be an hour late).
- After discovering that he couldn't fix his tire himself, we had to drive out to the middle of mumblef*ck nowhere to get a new tire put on his car.
- After the hour+ long detour, which included backtracking several km to the nearest ATM machine, we went to the museum, where he made fun of the exhibits.
- We arrived at the restaurant before it was open, and were left to wander around downtown and kill time.
- At dinner, I spilled artichoke dip all over myself, and he gagged on the piece of eggplant that I made him try.
- He even rushed me through my coffee at the end so we could get the hell out of there.
- And oh yeah - he played obnoxious 80s tunes in his car the entire time. He even rapped.
What can I say?
BEST
FIRST
DATE
EVER.
Is it Friday yet????
It was **quite** the day, let's just put it that way. I've only got the energy to give you the condensed version tonight but I promise, I'll fill in the blanks tomorrow.
Let's see.......
- He was almost an hour late.
- At the market, he didn't know what brussels sprouts were. He bought fudge and didn't even share it with me.
- Afterwards, he took me to Canadian Tire (to get a repair kit for the tire that had caused him to be an hour late).
- After discovering that he couldn't fix his tire himself, we had to drive out to the middle of mumblef*ck nowhere to get a new tire put on his car.
- After the hour+ long detour, which included backtracking several km to the nearest ATM machine, we went to the museum, where he made fun of the exhibits.
- We arrived at the restaurant before it was open, and were left to wander around downtown and kill time.
- At dinner, I spilled artichoke dip all over myself, and he gagged on the piece of eggplant that I made him try.
- He even rushed me through my coffee at the end so we could get the hell out of there.
- And oh yeah - he played obnoxious 80s tunes in his car the entire time. He even rapped.
What can I say?
BEST
FIRST
DATE
EVER.
Is it Friday yet????
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